So I’m at the grocery store just now, at the checkout counter. The kid loads everything into the bag, I’m getting my receipt and am ready to go.
Then the kid says “Hey, I like your cologne.”
I’m not wearing cologne. I don’t think I’ve ever worn cologne in my life, actually. Wasn’t sure I heard him right.
“Huh?” I say.
“I like your cologne,” the kid repeats.
“I’m not wearing cologne,” I say.
“Oh?” He says, surprised.
“I guess I just smell good,” I say.
I thought of this:
Although, maybe it wasn’t my hair. Maybe it was the groceries I bought. In which case, it’s time for Cris Shapan:
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