I Bought A Megamillions Ticket And Made Money

Relax – just like you, I didn’t win the stupid thing either. But when I filled up my car yesterday and decided to splurge two bucks on a ticket, I found a ten dollar bill on the sidewalk after I came back outside.

So I bet I did better than you, sucker!

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