The Immortal Babe Eats A Nutritious Breakfast

A nice big bowl of puffed wheat… followed by two dozen hot dogs, some ham sandwiches, a dozen eggs, big stack of pancakes, a side of bacon, three stuffed lobsters and a porterhouse, rare.

All washed down with a fifth of bourbon, eight bottles of soda, and a case or two of beer.

Oh, and a coffee. Two sugars, cream.

All done, Babe?

Time for the morning workout. Five, no make that six hookers.  Remember, you’re in training.

Opening day is just a week away!

And how ‘BOUT them Yankees?

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