A nice big bowl of puffed wheat… followed by two dozen hot dogs, some ham sandwiches, a dozen eggs, big stack of pancakes, a side of bacon, three stuffed lobsters and a porterhouse, rare.
All washed down with a fifth of bourbon, eight bottles of soda, and a case or two of beer.
Oh, and a coffee. Two sugars, cream.
All done, Babe?
Time for the morning workout. Five, no make that six hookers. Remember, you’re in training.
Opening day is just a week away!
And how ‘BOUT them Yankees?