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Brown 27, Cornell 7 October 25, 2008

Posted by Jim Berkin in Football.

Brown rolled over Cornell today, dominating them pretty well despite a lack of success on a lot of 3rd down tries. They were 2-2 on 4th down tries, however, so I’m not too worried. The defense stood up and the passing game was on.

Here is a gratuitous link to a thread where a guy complains about Cornell sucking. HaHa!

If you read some of the comments in that thread however, there are plenty of people who defend the place. It’s also obvious from the comments that they work students pretty hard up there & if you’re not a self-starter, there’s not much of a personalized support network of any kind to fall back on.

No wonder illustrious Cornell grad Bill Maher learned to self-start with hookers & viagra while being an impersonal dick. Now it all makes sense!

Brown, on the other hand, was a wonderfully caring and nurturing environment where failure was not an option (as long as the tuition checks kept rolling in). Talk about preparation for the real world! Excuse me, I have to run… some cars are coming down the exit ramp and these oranges aren’t going to sell themselves.

Brown’s off to a great league start at 3-0, with Penn up next week. And it’s actually on television! I’ll be tuning in to Versus at 9am sharp Saturday, bubba!



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