Freedom Has A Price: Persepolis December 30, 2007
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Fresh onto the art house circuit comes Perspolis, a French (with English subtitles) animated version of the two autobiographical comics by Marjane Satrapi. We follow Satrapi’s story from her childhood years in the Iranian revolution of 1979, through teen years in the developing fundamentalist regime in the early ’80s, to flirtations with trendy Euro-nihlism at a Vienna school in her adolescence, and finally back to the repressive radical Shiite regime of Iran in her college/art school years before she leaves for France. Like the book, the story is told as a series of related episodes, much of it centered around her relationship with her equally rebellious grandmother, which mirrors the way in which Satrapi struggles to come to terms with her Iranian identity when that identity, like her country, has been hijacked by the oppressions of the Mullah regime.
While there are moments of humor, the overall story is very sad – we see the fear, damage & casualties of the Iran/Iraq war of the 1980s through the eyes of a child, we see the ways in which the modern & educated within Iran go from being under the thumb of the Shah to being under the thumbs of the Mullahs in episodes that evoke elements of 1984, the Khmer Rouge and even The Pianist. Set against all of this, Satrapi’s coming-of-age story, including disastrous romances and the emotional roller-coaster resulting, show us how this young woman survived everything she has been through, and how her combative personality gave her enough strength to tell us her important story. It all made me wonder – I put myself in her shoes, and thought: what do you do when your country goes crazy? Then I was back to being me, Jimmy the American Jew™, and thinking what can we do to prevent the very same people who arrest people for playing cards and listening to music from getting the bomb? Every idea put forth by politicians ranging from sanctions to ka-boom! relies on making the Iranian population angry enough to revolt, but this movie reminds us, tragically, how much they are suffering already. If after taking all this shit they haven’t revolted yet, will they ever? Oy. I can’t think of an answer, and I did the Sunday crossword today in about twenty minutes, so therefore, I am a GENIUS!
The animation follows the style of Satrapi’s art, and is in black and white, except for a colored framing device around the movie which is all told in flashback. It’s simple, hand-drawn, and with minimal dazzle – and it’s perfect for this material. Sometimes the simple captures character much better than the flashy, and strength of character is what this one is all about. Thumbs up!
Buckets Of Blood Pouring Out Of People’s Heads: Sweeney Todd December 27, 2007
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I’m not quite sure how to review this particular film. On the one hand, I can talk about it purely as a film and discuss its sets, the staging, the costumes, the make-up, the lighting and filters, the casting, and so forth. I can also review the source material itself, the Broadway musical of Sweeney Todd by Stephen Sondheim that the film sticks to fairly faithfully. There are things I like and dislike about both, really, and I’m not sure how they really add up.
The source material is an exercise in darkness, a revenge story wallowing in madness, lust and blood violence, with a dash of sick humor thrown in, but not enough to transform the piece into a satire. What we’re really left with is an elaborate exercise in unrelenting ugliness in the form of an opera. Some songs are sad, some amusing, but none of them are particularly memorable to me, neither by being pleasurable or haunting. The revenge is sought, acted upon and leads to the expected formulaic price – there are no surprises here.
So let’s move on to the film, which creates its own particular record of a single interpretation of this source material I find rather thin. Tim Burton creates an atmospheric nightmare Victorian landscape to hold his action – the narrow dark streets and seeming encroachment of the slightly surreal buildings adds to the feel of it all – and he puts enough white zombie makeup on his leads (Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham-Carter) to give us the constant presence of death every time we look at them onscreen. Depp’s hair and make-up seem to evoke the evil flipside of Edward Scissorhands at times, and though he’s mostly playing the entire film with the exact same affectations and emotions, he manages to define his albeit limited character well and sing his songs adequately. Alan Rickman makes a good villain (no surprise there) and Sascha Baron Cohen chews some scenery as some comic relief. Once you get past the bigger names, however, there are some excellent performances turned in from well-cast minor players, such as Timothy Spall as the Beadle and Ed Sanders as the boy Toby.
This may be the only movie I can think of in recent memory to properly utilize the blue-gray tinted filter throughout, making everything look like an endless twilight nightmare and perfectly setting up one of the best segments of the film where Mrs. Lovett sings of a day at the beach which is shot in bright picture postcard colors in contrast to the majority of the film and juxtaposes Depp as a sort-of monofocused monochrome zombie. I get tired of seeing that filter used as a lame attempt to add “realism” to battle footage or action sequences as if we’re supposedly watching some news broadcast – it looks flat and self-consciously arty. But here it works, and works well since the entire universe we’re watching is unreal and largely representational, whether of the soul-eating price of revenge or of some half-assed comment on the nature of industrial capitalism. But Burton can’t resist going over the top when trying to gross us out, whether it’s by the creepy crawlies scampering around Mrs. Lovett’s pies in her opening solo, or by repeatedly showing us the drawn-out blood flowing details in Todd’s slashing and slicing of the poor saps who come in for a shave. It’s one thing to see the Sam Peckinpaugh’s “Salad Days”-like fountain of stage blood (Geesh, there’s my second Python reference in this review…) gushing from the prosthetic throat of an extra before the rubber double is dumped down a chute to land on its head so we can see the neck broken as well – but do we have to see it a half a dozen friggin’ times in a row? Do we need to see characters literally covered with flowing blood by the end of this thing? I thought I was watching something by Herschell Gordon Lewis by the time it was over.
So I really don’t know what to think. I was interested in watching the film, I thought it was well-made and clever in parts, but I have no idea if I’d recommend it to anyone, and no idea if I’d tell them to stay away. Everyone I saw it with seemed to like it a lot, but it just left me cold. Perhaps it somehow drained all my blood as well.
Smartass Vs. Smart: Juno December 26, 2007
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This one started out annoying me, with far too much indy-film formula hitting me over the head, and overwritten hip language dialogue from wall to wall during its first twenty minutes or so, but once the story developed and the characters developed, Juno grew on me, and basically won me over.
The story of a cynical smartass of a girl (Ellen Page, doing a great job) who gets preggo by Bleeker, a dweeb would-be boyfriend (a charmingly schlemiel-y Michael Cera) gets far more interesting once her father (a wonderful JK Simmons) and stepmom (Allison Janney, also good here) are portrayed as caring and intelligent when dealing with her situation, as opposed to giving them moments drawn from formula dealing with this subject matter. The character of the dad especially rings true in that he’s someone who could conceivably raise a daughter with the personality of Juno and also know his daughter well. While Juno deals with her disappointment with the adult world’s hypocrisies with endless (though often very funny) gallows humor, she has also used this posture as a way to separate herself from her own emotions and trust in herself to be a different sort of adult, and a more successful one if she ever gets there. Her journey towards being honest with herself as far as her feelings for Bleeker pretty much becomes the center of the story, with that journey comprised of her (and our) changing perspectives towards the upmarket yuppie couple (Jason Bateman & Jennifer Garner) who arrange to adopt Juno’s baby.
I thought that a logical problem with the premise of the movie was that a girl as smart as Juno is portrayed would not be dumb enough to get preggers via being the aggressor in first-time sex with a passive but emotionally-safe dork, but if the point of the film was that she was graduating from clever to smart via being educated by her (literal) fuck-up, then I guess it works. While not the ringing endorsement of humankind that my last indy foray Lars & The Real Girl was, this little film manages to celebrate life and to celebrate it not only despite its insanities but by basking in those insanities. So, thumbs up!
Patriots 28, Dolphins 7 December 24, 2007
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I was only able to watch about five minutes of this game total today, and that meant by the law of averages that I saw Tom Brady throw a touchdown pass to Randy Moss. It looks like they let up on the Dolphins in the second half, despite both Brady and Moss being close to breaking touchdown pass throwing & catching records respectively.
I think they want to win a Superbowl more. That’s a good sign.
Now to find a sports bar that gets the super-secret see-if-you-can-find-it NFL Network for Saturday’s game with the Giants.
Wagstaff’s Picks VI – NFL Results December 24, 2007
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Let’s wrap up the NFL picking season by sucking on a cosmic level, shall we? Good God, could EVERY team fighting for a playoff spot go down the toilet this week? I certainly didn’t think so, but there you are. I only got the Eagles game right, probably since it involved the Saints blowing their playoff chances. 1-6 and down $60, bringing the season totals to 22-20 with a net gain of fifty bucks. I hope none of you out there were designing your IRAs around me.
I’ll make it ALL back on those college bowl games, just you wait! Okay, so Boise State lost and I’m already 0-1. But I’m just getting warmed up!
Oy.
Wagstaff’s Picks VI – Last Regular Season Edition & Bowl Picks! December 20, 2007
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As I said earlier, this will be the final edition of regular season NFL picks courtesy yours truly, since there are far too many random variables in the final week of play. What team plays its starters? Who rests for the playoffs? And so on. I would NEVER take a Vegas trip during the final weekend of the season, and since it’s always close to New Year’s when Vegas is an overcrowded zoo, it works out just fine.
Since I’ll be only intermittently posting during the first part of my vacation next week, I’ll also put my college bowl game picks here, and tally them up after they’ve all over with.
Let’s start with the pros: I’ll go with the Packers to cover 9 points over the Bears. The Pack are healthy and playing stronger, and with the Jessica Simpson curse -Dallas loss last week, they might be tasting a chance at home field advantage. The Bears are only looking forward to hibernation at this point. I’ll also go with the Chiefs plus 5 against the Lions since the Lions are, well, the Lions. I think the Eagles are still thinking (wrongly) they can sneak into the playoffs and I’ll take them plus 3 1/2 points against the wobbly Saints. The Browns have a shot at the division title, and I’ll take them to cover 3 points over the wobblier Bengals. Since the ‘49ers had their fluke win last week, I’ll take the Bucs to cover 6 points over them this week, and also go with the Titans to cover 8 1/2 points over the Jets, who probably used their last gasp of energy to put a minor scare into the Pats last week. Finally, I’ll go with the Vikings to cover 6 1/2 points over the Redskins.
A ten-spot on each, guv’nor, with a parlay card of Packers-Eagles-Browns-Titans for a grand total of $80. There’s a good chap! Though if I was flying all the way to merry old England to bet, I suppose I could bet on damn near anything, from election results to snooker to how many eccles cakes Benny Hill ate in 1969.
But I digress. Onto the college bowl games:
I’d take Boise State -11 over East Carolina in the Hawaii Bowl on December 23
Boston College -4 over Michigan State in the Champs Sports Bowl on December 28
Maryland plus 5 1/2 against Oregon State in the Emerald Bowl on December 28
Alabama -3 1/2 over Colorado in the Independence Bowl on December 30
Florida State +3 against Kentucky in the Music City Bowl on December 31
Missouri – 3 1/2 over Arkansas in the Cotton Bowl on January 1
USC – 14 over Illinois in the Rose Bowl on January 1, in what looks to be the most lopsided mismatch
West Virginia +8 against Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowl on January 1
Kansas +4 against Virginia Tech in the Orange Bowl on January 1
Georgia -8 over Hawaii in the Sugar Bowl on January 1
And in the BCS Championship game on January 7, I’ll go with LSU to cover the 4 1/2 points over Ohio State.
Five bucks on each of those, with no parlay. I’m never sure about bowl games, since you never really know how college kids will react under that kind of pressure and attention. I think the guy who produced those “Girls Gone Wild” videos told me that once. Or it might have been someone else.
Wagstaff’s Picks V – Results December 16, 2007
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Except for the Colts not covering, I did very well this week after the past few weeks of crapping out! I was right about the Jaguars and Titans fighting hard for the playoffs, and about the Cowboys and Giants simply sucking.
So, totaling up, I went 5-1 this week and hit my parlay for a gain of $150, bringing the NFL season totals to 21-14, with a gain of $110. One more week of picks to go – I never make picks the final week of the season, when the variables of starters being benched before playoff games to protect injuries make things a tad too complicated and random for me. I might be a wuss, but I’ll finish the season in the black. So there!
Hero December 16, 2007
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I watched John Landis’ new documentary Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project today, and it comes out on DVD this Tuesday with all sorts of extra interview footage.
It’s not so much a true documentary as much as a salute to Rickles as a living comic legend, and I certainly have no problem with that. I’ve always found the guy hilarious, and it was must-see TV whenever he would turn up on any television show unscripted, most often on Johnny Carson. While Rickles has a bank of various go-to lines and ethnic insults, he doesn’t tell jokes so much as play off the front row of his Vegas audience or Carson or whatever celebrities are on hand (something that always made his unscripted detours during any Dean Martin roast truly memorable – “Hey, there’s Dean’s new wife! She’s the one in the back in the cheerleading outfit yelling ‘ IS HE DEAD YET???’” and so on.)
Landis’ film shows us some of his stage act so that we can get the feel of it – working the crowd, recounting his career, inviting people on stage for a skit, a song or two, etc, and also gives us voluminous talking-head interview snippets with assorted actors and comedians who sing Don’s praises. Some of them are very interesting, some of them remind me how Landis tends to go overboard with celebrity cameos for their own sake (as in Into The Night), since while a lot of the people might have nice things to say, I’d rather hear longtime friends like Bob Newhart or Debbie Reynolds tell stories about the guy and hear more about the glory days of Vegas than listen to what John Stamos has to offer or put up with Robin Williams doing seemingly endless schtick.
There are some good clips of Rickles’ earlier work and some TV appearances, including the bit where Carson barged into a CPO Sharkey taping to complain about a broken cigarette box (with some embarrassing-for-2007 racial material excised), but I would have preferred more – more of the Dean Martin roasts, more of the Carson appearances, perhaps some clips of the SNL episode he hosted in the Piscopo years where he constantly went off script and Piscopo seemed like the only one willing to play along. I have heard through what little channels I have that Landis had trouble getting clips without paying through the nose for them, usually after being promised them gratis by Rickles’ friends and then slamming into the brick wall of some pinhead studio lawyer.
So, thank God for Youtube! Among the assortment of Letterman and Carson appearances of Rickles uploaded there, I also found this clip of Rowan & Martin, two other guys who occupy many cherished childhood TV memories for me, doing Don’s act for him at a Dean Martin roast:
While Landis’ film has some documentary shortcomings, its subject matter is to be treasured. It also makes a nice companion piece to Rickles’ autobiography, Rickles Book, which came out last spring and is an entertaining read. Lots of interesting material on Rickles’ early career and his family, as well as numerous showbiz stories, many of which involve Frank Sinatra and his wacky volatile temper tantrums. Definitely worth your while!
Patriots 20, Jets 10 December 16, 2007
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The Pats had to change their normal game plans due to the horrible weather, which meant running the ball a lot more than usual, short passes, and clock chewing, and between executing most of the time & some breaks on special teams, they stayed in control. A better team than the Jets might have done more damage once they got into the red zone as often as the Jets did before repeatedly blowing opportunities. New England should take note. Hopefully there’ll be better conditions next week against Miami for Brady (who had a worse day than Pennington, to be sure) to notch up a few more TD passes.
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