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Hitchapalooza 12: Role Playing Fun With “Stage Fright” (1950) July 9, 2009

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IMPORTANT WORDS OF WARNING: There’s no way to discuss this movie without spoilers a-plenty, so if you’ve never seen it, I’d suggest ordering it off Netflix right now & then reading this blog entry after you see it. Yes, I recommend this one – it’s fun, witty, well-paced & clever, although the ending is a tad lame & it pulls a movie “cheat” in a way that makes it more fun to think about after rather than when you’re watching it and well, feel cheated!

Did you watch it? Good! Wasn’t Hitchcock’s cameo rather obvious this time? I thought you’d agree.

Hitchcock was drawn to this material since it involved the idea of people assuming different roles in everyday life for various reasons of deception, and how those deceptions would eventually overlap and implode each other – perhaps it’s why the middle chunk of Stage Fright works the best on you when you view it for the first time, since at that point the disguises & role playing by Jane Wyman in her determination to turn Nancy Drew and prove her unrequited love innocent of murder are laid out pretty explicitly to the audience. It’s only after the revelations towards the end that we are told that we too, along with Wyman, have been played by Jonathan (Richard Todd) as well as Hitchcock, who gives us a flashback sequence that turns out to be a total con job, breaking the usual rule of film where it’s one thing for a character to tell us a lie, it’s another thing for the director to show us that lie and have the plot spin off of it. In this way, Jonathan is also playing a role in real life – that of the wrongly accused innocent on the run, a character all too familiar to Hitchcock fans. Since amateur actress Eve (Wyman) buys his story, she uses her acting chops to play reporter, damsel in distress, and ultimately substitute maid to murder suspect Charlotte Inwood (Marlene Dietrich). These multiple personas cross her up when she falls for police detective Smith (Michael Wilding) and eventually must confess to harboring the fugitive Jonathan as well as messing around with her own investigations.

If this sounds more like a comedy, well, it actually plays better as one. In a way, it has the tone I think Hitchcock was trying for in his final film Family Plot, that of the comedy murder mystery, only it works better here since the story is simpler and the rear projection doesn’t look at hokey. The technical touches in this one are very nice indeed – from a very impressive cutless crane shot of Todd entering Dietrich’s apartment from the street and following him upstairs, to the way in which we know Eve is about to abandon her pursuit of the indifferent Jonathan aside for Detective Smith when we see her POV of the piano Smith had been playing earlier and we hear the music in her head, to the way that Hitchcock lights & focuses on Eve & Jonathan’s eyes in a final tense confrontation where Even can only save herself with one final bit of role playing, one that can overcome the stage fright we can feel in real life when we are threatened (something we see happen to Dietrich earlier in the film when confronted with a bloodied doll)… this one is put together very well. In the long view too, Stage Fright is masterfully paced – starting up at a breakneck speed (literally) as a speeding car down the road to the flashback of the murder – but then gradually slowing down and quieting, all the way to the final confrontation between Eve & Jonathan, which is all calm, deliberate, quiet – this time, in a still carriage, reflecting the opposite pole of where we started out, not only in terms of movement, but in terms of their relationship.

Though she’d never be in such a dangerous position if someone didn’t suddenly lose all their intelligence and yell out something totally unnecessary that only exists to set up the danger and nothing else (hence my “lame” alarm going off).

But forgiving that – Great performances all around! Wyman is very appealing and plucky (although never allowing herself to look as frumpy as a real nerdy maid, something that annoyed Hitchcock about working with her), Wilding does well as Mr. British Charm, Dietrich is vampy and (as per her own instructions, to no surprise) lit as well as Von Sternberg ever lit her. Alastair Sim is also good fun as Eve’s eccentric dad. Hitchcock felt annoyed at having been given Sim for the role since Sim was a leading British name at the time, but I thought he did a great job here.

In short – highly recommended! This was one of the Hitchcock films I’d never seen, it’s never shown too often, and that’s too bad. I wouldn’t go so far as to call it a neglected masterpiece, but it’s certainly a neglected winner from the guy, certainly up there with To Catch A Thief or Dial M For Murder. Perhaps it gets overshadowed by the truly great films he made shortly after, like Strangers On A Train and Rear Window, but it’s definitely worth your while.

On deck: early Hitchcock from the big DVD collection I got some time back. Stay tuned!

Wagstaff’s Inner Groupie Returns! July 7, 2009

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Cocktail_SlippersMy favorite new record is the latest from the Cocktail Slippers :St. Valentines Day Massacre, a wonderfully catchy collection of girlband punk/pop tunes that will remind you of the Go Gos (hooks), Bangles (harmonies), Blondie (sultry vocals) and the Ramones (driving beat & guitars) – all a recipe for GODHEAD!

Who knew there were bands like this coming out of Oslo? Evidently Little Steven Van Zandt did when he signed them up for his Wicked Cool Records & produced this album, as well as wrote the title track and one other. They write most of their own material, and throw in a couple of great covers as well, one of Connie Francis’ “Don’t Ever Leave Me” and Leslie Gore’s “She’s A Fool,” two early ’60s girly numbers that blend seamlessly into the new material. Every now and then, a CD comes along where every song clicks, with no clunkers in the bunch at all, and anything seems possible… this is one of them. Highly recommended!

And top of that, I’M IN LOVE! (I’ve discussed this before….)


Now click on this link and sample the rest!

Hitchapalooza 11: Goin’ Goth With Rebecca (1940) July 7, 2009

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The only Oscar Hitchcock ever “won” was the one that Selznick got for producing Rebecca, the best picture of 1940. They never gave him an award for directing film (nor did the DGA, by the way), and here’s another bit of trivia for you – Hitchcock had TWO of his films nominated for Best Picture that year, since Foreign Correspondent was also up amongst the ten nominees, but the directing award went to John Ford for Grapes Of Wrath. Typical motion picture academy – Rebecca was Hitchcock’s first Hollywood production, so he was probably viewed as a newcomer rookie, someone who needed to wait his turn behind more deserving veterans. And even though I like Rebecca, to be honest if Hitchcock were to win for something that year, it should have been Foreign Correspondent.

The plot follows the familiar gothic novel formula – sweet innocent girl marries elegant upperclassman with DEEP DARK SECRET and moves into BIG SCARY OLD HOUSE which has to be well stocked with CREEPY SERVANTS OUT TO GET HER before every secret is revealed and everything else catches on FIRE. Add Fabio and you have the cover of the paperback version. Add some vampires and werewolves and you get Dark Shadows.

Formula isn’t necessarily bad, however – after all, every Shakespeare comedy is basically the same formula (mismatched lovers somewhere in Italy disguise themselves and mix up identities! And then everyone gets married! Yay!) – if the characters are interesting, if the mystery is compellingly laid out, and the performances are strong, then what’s not to enjoy? And that’s what we have here, with Laurence Olivier playing the mysterious British gent with the deep dark secret – one that, by the way, would be solved fairly quickly if he were an American Jew like me and constantly whined out loud about every problem – no secrets there! But then we’d no story. No wonder these gothic novels are never set in a deli with the pastrami going up in flames at the end. None of these things work unless the woman is passive enough so as to never confront hubby and ask the simple questions about his past, and never say to the staff that all of the old wife’s stuff should be packed up and put into storage and by the way, this is MY house now and any of you that screw with me are as good as fired, got that? Everything has to be unsaid, repressed, secret and hidden – therefore, everyone involved in the story has to be British, puritannical-American, or both.

Joan Fontaine plays the innocent second Mrs. De Winter (she’s never given a name), an early role for her and an excellent one – Fontaine always played the ingenue well, whether here or again for Hitchcock in Suspicion a year later, or later on in Ophuls’ Letter From An Unknown Woman. She made a nice career of playing the girl who falls for guys with darkness to them while trying to lighten them up with innocent pain-hiding smiles. Granted, through much of this movie we keep waiting for her to grow a backbone and stop taking crap from everyone around her, but when two of the standout performances in the film come from the two villains – Judith Anderson’s evil housekeeper Miss Danvers and George Sanders’ creepy Jack Favell – it’s more cinematic fun to see the baddies have the advantage over her.

Anderson always made a good stern-speaking creepazoid, whether here or as Memnet in The Ten Commandments, and Sanders had a nice career of playing elegant sleazeballs.

Olivier wanted to play opposite his wife Vivian Leigh, and when Fontaine was cast, evidently Olivier treated her badly – so Hitchcock quietly told EVERYONE to treat Fontaine badly, since it would help her get into character more. Part of me thinks Hitchcock a manipulative bastard for doing this, but considering Fontaine worked with him again, she must have been okay with it.

What makes this movie work well is how it creates the omnipresence of the missing title character so well – if the memory of Rebecca looms with shadows over any possible happiness for Fontaine & Olivier, Hitchcock shows us those shadows throughout the house, as we share Fontaine’s perspective of finding the monogrammed linens and stationary, as well as the perfectly preserved shrine-room dutifully kept by Mrs. Danvers. A nice directing touch comes later when Oliver recounts their last night together and as he describes Rebecca’s movements on that night, the camera follows the blank space through the room as if following her in flashback – a wonderful way to relate a presence-through-memory-only of the character, which is the thing the entire plotline hinges upon.

A chick movie, to be sure, but a good chick movie.

Next up to bat: more familiar Hitchockian territory – murder with innocents wrongly accused – with 1950s Stage Fright!

Hitchapalooza Returns with Episode 10, “Mr. & Mrs Smith” (1941), or “Comedy is hard” July 5, 2009

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In my quest to see all the Hitchcock films that I’ve never seen or haven’t seen in years, I’m at the point now where I’m thinking more and more clunkers I’ve avoided are going to start showing up. That’s certainly the case with Mr. & Mrs. Smith, a bad misfire of a screwball romantic comedy that Hitchcock directed mostly as a favor to star Carol Lombard.

In the excellent interviews with Truffaut, Hitchcock barely mentions this film, and when asked about it, only offers up a couple of anecdotes about Lombard, the house rented from her & the time she brought cattle to the set as a gag played on the famous “actors should be treated like cattle” remark. He has absolutely nothing to say about the film itself, which is quite telling.

Hitchcock merely followed the script by Norman Krasna – there aren’t any tell-tale Htichcockian touches, except perhaps for one pull-back tracking shot outside an apartment house (culminating in his director’s cameo), and a rather hokey crossed-skis-as-romance shot at the end. You’d never know this was a Hitchcock film if you missed his credit at the beginning, you’d only think you were watching a weak screwball comedy Lombard made towards the unfortunate end of her career.

There are many problems with the story and screenplay to this one – the premise is promising enough, that of a bickering married couple discovering their marriage is not legal after all, and this gives them the actual chance to live out the hypothetical “would you marry me all over again?” that turns up early in the dialogue – but unfortunately since neither Robert Montgomery or Carol Lombard’s characters are developed beyond barely two-dimensional bickerers who follow a script, they don’t do anything very interesting after this. Even the romantic rival, Montgomery’s law partner played by Gene Raymond, remains a dull dweeb who provides no threat, no conflict at all – it’s a mystery why Lombard would fall for him simply to spite Montgomery, though a bigger mystery is why Montgomery and Lombard love each other in the first place. When Lombard decides to throw Montgomery out when he won’t take the we-were-never-married seriously enough to re-wed, we are never given any sort of reason why Montgomery should want her back other than that fact that she’s Carol Lombard. Her character is a fickle annoying bitch. His character is a rather dull mediocrity who has NO elaborate clever schemes, NO potential to make her jealous in a comic fashion, and no real attractive quality that we are told could be her achilles’ heel if they were to separate. Lombard’s character lacks the same possibilities. So, we get endless unfunny gags of him pursuing her & her ignoring him – he never makes any attempt to turn this situation around because his character is too one-dimensional to have anything up his sleeve, and comedy does not build since the two of them are just plain boring.

There’s just nothing here but people going through the motions. What we wind up with are painfully forced set-pieces based on not so funny gags, trite dialogue, and scenes merely ending just at the moment when the possibility of comedy starts to build – the best example being in the scene where Lombard is meeting Raymond’s parents, who view her as a virginal fianceé and have no clue that she’s actually married – Montgomery enters the room and begins to discuss some safe-for-1941-movies intimacies that only a husband would know, driving Raymond’s parents to think she’s trash. The parents go into an office bathroom to discuss the matter with Raymond and then….. NOTHING. No cutting back to a bickering married couple upping the ante. Noisy pipes are supposed to be funny as they decide to give her another chance. We do NOT get what we can assume would be the resulting argument between actual husband and wife, possibly revealing more, potentially embarrassingly comic intimate secrets, in front of rival and shocked innocent parents – the scene just ends and we move on. Good God, what poor, lazy writing, and I don’t care if Krasna won an Oscar. It was for something else, obviously!

Wouldn’t it be more interesting if the man and the woman sniped at each other as intelligent people who knew each other intimately and used that information against each other, only to discover that the same knowledge is why they are in love in the first place? OR IS THAT TOO GOD DAMN OBVIOUS??? Jeesh, it made me want to watch His Girl Friday again, a movie I’ve never found uproariously funny, but at least in the banter between Cary Grant & Rosalind Russell it gets that nature of a relationship between smart man and smart woman right.

And why not develop Raymond’s character more? Why not make the rival a true threat by making him more appealing in specific ways than the husband? This would allow the wife’s character to be more developed as well. Instead, well… we just get pointless behavior by boring people.

So what are we left with? Well, the first rule of comedy is to be funny, and that rule is broken here. In romantic comedy, the first rule ought to follow enough realistic psychology so that audience members can relate both to the male & female behavior – a rule that is also broken here.

Not funny.

And it’s too bad, since Hitchcock understood comedy, especially dark comedy, using it in many of his suspense films or in the far more successful The Trouble With Harry. Perhaps if he had cared enough to totally overhaul this story keeping the same premise, developing the characters further and adding some dark touches to the humor, there might have been something here, but alas… it was not so.

I’d suggest watching My Man Godfrey or To Be Or Not To Be if you want to see how comically talented Lombard was. Perhaps Hitchcock was testing the waters of directing her and would have put her into other roles had she lived. We’ll never know.

So put this in the same category with Marnie: Hitchcock films that I don’t like. It’s a category with few items, I’ll admit, and I’m hoping it doesn’t grow as Hitchapalooza continues.

Happy 4th Of July! July 4, 2009

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Here’s a RERUN link to a piece I wrote last year about the holiday & America.

Hitchapalooza returning very soon – Rebecca & Mr. & Mrs. Smith are in the queue.

Happy 4th!

Thrift Store Reads June 11, 2009

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coyote1On a recent safari to some local thrift stores in search of a getting-harder-to-find VHS storage cabinet of some kind, I came across a couple of books worth having, that is, if you happen to be me.

Even if you’re not me (and I assume you’re not, unless you’re Parallel Universe Wagstaff™, complete with beard and evil personality, or then again, perhaps just a beard because you’re a Rabbi), you’d probably enjoy What Einstein Told His Cook by Robert Wolke, a nice & highly readable tour of kitchen science a la Alton Brown, complete with some simple recipes but mostly heavy on the chemical behavior of food and the physical behavior of cooking and cooking equipment. Understanding the science of what’s going on as recipes come together (and to paraphrase Hannibal Smith, I love it when a good recipe comes together) remains invaluable to any good cook, especially whenever you feel like a little improvisation. After all, what WILL happen if you decide to switch a few ingredients around?

Ever substitute cod liver oil for confectioner’s sugar? The results will surprise you.

Or perhaps they won’t. They’ll certainly make you regular, however.

The other book I found was a companion to Donald Spoto’s The Art Of Alfred Hitchcock, something I’d come across some time back – this time I found Donald Spoto’s other book on Hitchcock, the biography – The Dark Side Of Genius. I’ve only browsed through the bio so far, and while it seems to accentuate the negative, I liked Spoto’s book on the films themselves, so I’m looking forward to the same level of analysis even if it takes on a tad too much psychobabble to explain Hitchcock’s motivations and so forth.

I tend to like entertainment bios that go in that direction – it’s why I liked Ed Sikov’s book on Peter Sellers or Mark Lewisohn’s book on Benny Hill – 2 guys who always made me laugh but were somewhat damaged individuals in their private lives (though Sellers clearly wins the heartless bastard sweepstakes whereas Hill was merely a workaholic loner), so despite some of the negative reviews on Amazon, I’m guessing the Spoto book will be a winner.

Oh – and I found a very nice little mini-bookcase for five bucks that holds my excess VHS very nicely! Room rearranged & HDTV in place – on with the sports & old movies!

Belmont Stakes Results 2009 June 6, 2009

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Shoulda woulda coulda…. boxed that superfecta! Then I would have had it, with #4 Summer Bird sneaking into first instead of finishing second or third. But since all my bets were based on either Dunkirk or Mine That Bird finishing first (and they came in 2nd and 3rd, respectively), down the toilet I go.

Bah.

Not that it would have been a huge payoff on a ten cent bet… $42.60, to be precise. Not really worth it, but better than losing fifty bucks.

Now, the pick 6, which paid nearly a million… THAT’S the bet I’d've liked to win…

Maybe next time… or maybe at the end of July, on my next Vegas trip.

Handicapping The Belmont Stakes, 2009 June 4, 2009

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I won’t be in Las Vegas for this year’s Belmont, as my bowling tournament was a week earlier than usual this year and I did all my sportsbooking last week. If you’re curious, I went 7-1 on baseball/basketball/hockey bets, thank you very much, and notice how I HAVEN’T mentioned my horse betting…. well, it wasn’t THAT bad, only lost $26, most of which went towards an all-longshot-filled Pick 4 at Hollywood which would have brought yours truly an astounding $13.5k if I had gotten the other half of it.

But ignore that FAILURE and bear with me as I prognosticate this year’s final leg of what I think will be a personal Triple Crown for Calvin Borel.

Yes, I think #7 Mine That Bird will win the Belmont… after watching him burn up the end of the Preakness and nearly catch the winner, I’m thinking he’s got the stuff to go the distance in a race where maintaining energy to the end of the long mile and half run is usually key. When I went through the past performances of the ten contenders, I was mostly looking at (a) which horses run better at longer distances and (b) who had the best accelerating pace figures late in such races. Sometimes I could gather hints from the works times of some contenders, but nearly all of these horses have run routes at stakes levels (except for #9, Miner’s Escape, a tempting inclusion in exotic combos at 15-1, but I think there are better candidates out there for even that) and the majority of my decision making comes from looking at the results of recent stakes races.

The other horses I can see challenging Mine That Bird until he outruns them in the end are #8 Flying Private (4th in the Preakness) and #2 Dunkirk, whose lousy Derby run I’ll treat as a fluke. They are the only two horses in this race with speed and pace figures comparable to what Mine That Bird has been doing lately.

In the next group, I’d include #3 Mr. Hot Stuff, who ran a lousy Kentucky Derby, but is in great form and has great potential, #4 Summer Bird, who ran a decent Kentucky Derby and closes well, #6 Charitable Man, who runs well towards the end of a route, but it’s still a question mark whether or not he can go this distance, and I’ll take a chance on #10 Brave Victory, whose best races at lower stakes levels come close to the best horses here – so at the long odds he’ll probably get, why not add him to the party?

Ever been to a horse party? The smell is hard to take, but they sure can drink and dance.

The Virtual Bets:

I’d put ten bucks on both #7 Mine That Bird & #2 Dunkirk to win, as well as including #8 Flying Private in an exacta box for another twelve.

Trifecta play: 7/2,8/2,3,4,6,8,10 for ten bucks, and a Superfecta (ten cent bets) of 2,7/2,7,8/2,3,4,6,8,10/2,3,4,6,8,10 for another eight bucks.

Fifty virtual dollars total out there. We’ll see what happens to those odds as we get closer to post-time, but I think I’d probably stick with all of these if this week were last week and I was parked in the Wynn sports book enjoying my free beers (thank you, anonymous angry old Noo Yawka horseplayer who I chatted with & gave me some free drink coupons) and smelling the inevitable douchebags smoking cesspool-brand cigars.

And this year unlike in the past, I think I’ve FINALLY learned how to bet on baseball games and do well! I guess I could do more virtual betting to test this theory, with the possibility of another Vegas trip this summer in the offing… we shall see! Maybe I’ve just been lucky. After all, I DID find a DIME on the sidewalk today!!! Yay!

The rest of the summer? Well, I have VOWED I will finish my new book. I have to design a new art & music history class, which I will model after my film class. I should watch more movies & blog about them here. Stay tuned.

Preakness Results 2009 May 16, 2009

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Well, even though I called the winner of the race Rachel Alexandra (along with everyone else), Mine That Bird’s (again) amazing second half sprint destroyed all my combo bets, giving me the rather lackluster result of $152 out, $140 back for a loss of 12 virtual dollars (a big gain of 6 bucks without that superfecta bet! Wheeee!).

Borel commented that Rachel Alexandra wasn’t running the best she could, didn’t seem crazy about the track… but won anyway. Was this hype for the Belmont or accurate? From watching the stretch run of this race, it’s pretty obvious that another 1/16 of a mile would have given Mine That Bird the likely victory – he was gaining hard on Rachel Alexandra after catching up to and subsequently blowing off Musket Man, my pick for the likeliest challenger in this one. The mile and a half length always figures into the make-or-break factor in The Belmont Stakes, and right now I’d think Mine That Bird, not a one-hit wonder, would be the favored horse simply on the basis of these second half bursts past the pack. I could easily see him passing horses running out of gas down the stretch.

We’ll find out in three weeks. And hopefully I’ll do better in picking the likely money field. I think I should go back over my notes on this one and try to remember why I dropped 4th place horse Flying Private from my original field in favor of some of the other also-rans… hitting the superfecta, to me, is like solving the big puzzle & I just always wanna get it right…

Handicapping The Preakness 2009 May 14, 2009

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Well, after joining EVERYONE ELSE in missing the winner of the Kentucky Derby, I’ll be smug enough to take my success in picking horses 2 through 5 in that race and believe I might know what I’m doing in attempting to handicap the second leg of the Triple Crown.

I’m basing my entire strategy in this race on the theory that Mine That Bird’s stunning Kentucky Derby win was the result of a very special jockey and horse combo – there was absolutely nothing in the past performances of Mine That Bird that I could see that would predict the killer end sprint he ran for the final segment of the Derby. That jockey, CH Borel, will be riding a different horse in this race, the morning-line favored Rachel Alexandra in post position 13 at the current odds of 8-5.

Never mind the winning jockey – the speed and pace of Rachel Alexandra is the valid reason for her favored status. My amateur analysis tells me this is the fastest horse out there, and presumably the winner if she runs a good race. And that’s always the big if, isn’t it? But I don’t see a lot of reasons to bet against this horse – she’s won her last 5 races, every time she’s run since last November. Her speed ratings have improved despite moving up in class. This is clearly the horse to beat.

The best bet for a horse upsetting her, I think, is Musket Man, (post position 3) who ran third in the derby and comes the closest to Rachel Alexandra’s speed and pace numbers overall. Musket Man is also in better shape than when he ran the derby, judging by some recent workouts.

After that, are horses I see in a pack in roughly the following order: Post 9 Pioneer of The Nile, Post 1 Big Drama, Post 7 Papa Clem, Post 5 Freisan Fire (despite a pathetic derby run), and a horse that might sneak into the money and surprise people, post 6 Terrain.

Yup, I think derby winner Mine That Bird will not in the money this time. I’m going with the “fluke” theory on that one, as opposed to the “oddsmakers blowing it” theory. We’ll see if I’m right.

The Virtual Bets:

I would start with $10 on the 8-1 Musket Man to win, along with $50 on favored Rachel Alexandra to win. I would also bet exactas with each of them to win, paired with the rest of my field of 7 for a total of $14.

A trifecta set up of 3,13/1,3,5,6,7,9,13/1,3,5,6,7,9,13 would run $60, and extending that to a ten cent super would run $18, though I think the trifecta would yield a better return if it hit. I also don’t think they allow a 10 cent super on this thing, and there’s no way in hell I’d throw in another $180 on these picks. But, for a measly extra $18, if I was actually betting this for real, I’d probably go in for both.

Would I be nuts enough to bet $150 total on one race, basically all on the same scenario? On the web, sure! For real…. I’d probably wait until a few minutes before post time to see which way the odds were changing on the tote board to further evaluate. If I had to pick one concrete order of finish, I’d go with Rachel Alexandra first, Musket Man second, and Pioneer of the Nile in third (13-3-9).

The weather forecast is another mystery – scattered showers, possible thunderstorms… will it mean a sloppy track? Even if it does, Rachel Alexandra is STILL the best bet out there. So, I probably won’t be updating these picks come Saturday.

But don’t yell at me if you follow my advice and lose money. However, feel free to cut me in if you win based on my advice. That’s fair, isn’t it?